Mccolgan And Associates Quotes & Sayings

There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god. — John B. S. Haldane

I think there's a percentage [of the audience] that don't realize, that don't know that [standup] is how everything began. We planned it, we work hard, rehearsals to get this. It's more of a ... it's not just coming in there in a T-shirt and holding a microphone. — Tim Allen

Life itself is pretty funny when you realize how absurd it can be. — Ray Stevenson

The present oil crisis has not been produced by the oil companies. It is a result of government mismanagement exacerbated by the Mideast war. — Milton Friedman

Long works are too often like long sermons which end in fatigue. — Francis Grierson

Deprivation sometimes can be one of the most marvelous teachers. — Michele Bachmann

After years of research, I discovered 25 differences in the work-life choices of men and women. All 25 lead to men earning more money, but to women having better lives. — Warren Farrell

Usually, when you make a decision in life, unless you have access to parallel universes, you can't truly judge how right that decision was. — Tibor Fischer

Well,' Bill said, 'we might as well have another drink.' 'Damned good idea,' Mike said. 'One never gets anywhere by discussing finances. — Ernest Hemingway,

The controversy was that Chad Dawson thought he was in an MMA fight and not a boxing match. — Bernard Hopkins