Mcclarys Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

Hurricanes, after all, are the product of global warming, caused by man and his insatiable lust for SUVs (but not private jets). — Greg Gutfeld

You will learn soon how not to be faint-hearted. A man has got to learn everything
and that's what so many of them youngsters don't understand. — Joseph Conrad

Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to
work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
pussy, not even a hundred miles out. — Arthur Graham

(The kiss) was soft and sensual, not the kind of spit-swap one would expect at a drunken frat party. — Adam W. Jones

Maturity is when you stop complaining and making excuses and start making changes. — Roy Bennett

If you want something you have to wait. — Lemar

I'm a lot older. I'm wiser. I know what to do now, and hopefully, I don't
get in (anybody's) way. — Jorge Posada