Mcartor Steven Quotes & Sayings

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. — Mel Brooks

Panting, he looked into a face he couldn't see. "What the fuck is your problem?"
"I'm bored." With that, she head-butted him right in the goddamn nose. — J.R. Ward

Everybody should do at least two things each day that he hates to do, just for practice. — William James

Blissful Islands — Friedrich Nietzsche

There is a way the truth hits you, both hard and gentle at the same time. It punches you in the stomach as it puts its loving arm around your shoulder. Yes, I am terrible to behold, the truth says. But you suspected it all along, didn't you? And isn't better, now that you know? Now, at least, it all makes sense. — Anne Ursu

I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. — Jim Gaffigan

Do you know how wind and water are unstoppable? The smallest cracks give wind and water all they need to creep through and make it chilly and wet. Well, I am also kind of drafty and leaky. I cannot stop up my fissures with purchases at the mall. Neither can I hold back the wind and the water with my expectations of living a spartan life. — Dave Bruno