Maxipad Quotes & Sayings

I'm just living my life, and I'm not gonna live my life for other people. — Taylor Momsen

Responsibility is the choice we make to respond with care. — Wayne Visser

No ornament can make a person look beautiful if the person has a bad heart! A good heart is the finest ornament, the best makeup, the best cloth, the best jewel, the best lipstick and the best earring! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I've found contemporary Britain difficult to write about because it seems to me to have lacked gravity or grandeur. This is some cultural problem which I don't really understand. It simply isn't the same in the United States. — Sebastian Faulks

Sometimes it takes just one good man — Kate Atkinson

HUMANS HAVE A GIFT TO EXPRESS THEIR LOVE TO OTHERS AND THEREFORE IT MUST BE WASTED FOR ATTRACTIONS AND INFATUATIONS. — A Human

Picture-perfect, state-of-the-art vaginas lengthened using sections of colon, self-cleaning and lubricated with its own mucosa. Sensate clitorises made by cropping and rerouting bits of the glans penis. The Cadillac of vaginoplasty. Some of these Cadillacs turn out so succesful that the flood of colon mucosa means wearing a maxipad every day. — Chuck Palahniuk

When a situation is making you truly miserable, it's difficult to say that you are "merely" unhappy. There seems to be nothing "mere" for instance, about crying for months on end, or feeling that you are being buried alive within your own home. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Here is the riddle of love: Everything it gives to you, it takes away. — Alice Hoffman

When I turned thirty, I briefly flirted with the notion of undergoing sexual reassignment surgery. Once again, I was ready for a big change in my life. Plus, I was having a really difficult time meeting gay guys who didn't seem gay yet were still caustic. So I figured, as a woman I would have a whole new pool of men from which to fish.
I decided that I would probably opt for the self-lubricating vagioplasty option. ... the plus side of this vagina was that it was, like the name implies, self-lubricating. So I wouldn't need to give myself away and reach for the K-Y. On the downside, it was always self-lubricating, so you had to wear a maxipad at all times, even at funerals. — Augusten Burroughs

I'm known clean around the Earth. — Minnesota Fats

As an advisor, I can say what I want. If I were a politician, I would constantly have to compromise, and I'm incapable of doing that. — Azim Premji

When we spend a lifetime trying to distance ourselves from the parts of our lives that don't fit with who we think we're supposed to be, we stand outside of our story and hustle for our worthiness by constantly performing, perfecting, pleasing, and proving. — Brene Brown

I used to like to dig myself a hole just to see how long it took to get out of it. — Buddy Hackett