Maximenuck Quotes & Sayings

...some secrets aren't ours to tell — Unknown

You might want to water your skank. She's looking pretty shallow. — Scott Tracey

None but a poet can understand a poet; none but a romantic spirit transported with poetry and consecrated in the Holy of Holies an comprehend what the ordained utters out of his inspiration. — E.T.A. Hoffmann

I switch off lights like a maniac. I drive at reasonable speeds so that I don't waste petrol. — Joanna Lumley

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom. — Tucker Carlson

The LORD has done it this very day; let us rejoice today and be glad. — Elizabeth George

See, what you're talking about is why hanging out with ME would be fun for YOU. It doesn't explain anything about why it'd be fun for ME. You don't bring banter. You aren't witty. You aren't funny. There is nothing to pick from your brain. You're looking for me to entertain you. A relationship is an exchange, not a one-way street. Look beyond your own personal desires for a second and understand what you bring to the exchange- nothing. — Tucker Max

Christ did not suffer and die to offer cheap grace. Jesus did not willingly go to the cross so we could have an easy life or offer a faith built on easy-believism. As someone said, "Salvation is free, but not cheap." It cost Jesus His life. — Billy Graham

When I think of Cool Britannia I think of old people dying of hypothermia. — Tony Benn