Max Savings Quotes & Sayings

What you settle for in life is often what you get out of it. — Idowu Koyenikan

If you are over seventy, and you don't have prostate cancer, chances are you're a woman. — Mark Scholz

All everyone is trying to do is create a better life for the human race. Why can't everyone stop fighting and start working together to accomplish that? — L.T. Gibbons

I've read some of Kurt Vonnegut letters from when he was young. He was a prisoner of war, and even when he was in his early twenties, there were things mentioned that showed up in his novels. One of the sweetest things in those letters was him wanting to be a writer but doubting himself, not having confidence in himself. — Susan Sarandon

Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News for You, the show that's done for Friday and Saturday nights what ten pints of lager does for Sunday mornings, although I wouldn't know, being more partial to cocaine personally. Allegedly. — Angus Deayton

I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND. — Terry Pratchett

I still have room to improve ... there are things I could do better. — Lorena Ochoa

The living are almost more dangerous than the Undead. — Manel Loureiro

You cannot dwell in your being while your self inhabits your heart. — John De Ruiter

A Seer's moon, a Siren's tears, Nineteen Mortal, Wayward fears, Incubus graves and Caster rivers, The Final Page the End delivers. — Kami Garcia

We did a Tarot
card reading. She told me different things, most of them depressing and
worth forgetting. But what I'll always remember is her prediction of my
death, and how I'd become a kind of ghost, 'wandering' she said, with a
'spiritual restlessness'. — Keith Steinbaum