Mawldawg Quotes & Sayings

You are responsible for every element within the frame. — David DuChemin

In other words, the man at the ticket office had personally had intimate social and commercial progress with more nitwits, dowagers, traveling salesmen, conventioneers, old fogies, and outright jackasses than the entire population of the City of Brotherly Love. I — Joe Queenan

My face on every coin engraved, the anarchists are all enslaved. My flag is forever waved, by the grateful people I have saved. — Don McLean

The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it? — Jeff Lindsay

Meditate upon all the perfect light within your own mind! Do this repeatedly and the radiant Bodhisattvas of Wisdom and Laughter will visit you and change your karma forever! — Frederick Lenz

Our love will be loud, and it will be bright. — Sherman Alexie

I can either give in to fear and give up - or refuse to let it touch me and go on. — Karen Marie Moning

When in doubt, I go to the phones a lot because it adds a new dimension and a new energy. It kind of takes me out of the equation if I feel like I irritated them or they aren't into the experience. — Andy Cohen

Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants. — Jay Leno