Matyas And Joj Quotes & Sayings

The most important thing I would learn in school was that almost everything I would learn in school would be utterly useless. When I was fifteen I knew the principal industries of the Ruhr Valley, the underlying causes of World War One and what Peig Sayers had for her dinner every day ... What I wanted to know when I was fifteen was the best way to chat up girls. That is what I still want to know. — Joseph O'Connor

During December we are all ingesting, imbibing, and spending with a reckless abandon like a bachelor party on a guilt-free boondoggle. Everyone has the unspoken agreement that what happens in December stays in December. — Jim Gaffigan

But here's the thing: He didn't get hung. The man climbed on a wooden watercraft and collided with North America by accident. It doesn't matter what happened afterwards or what his motives were. He found it. It happened. He's what history is. It was his destiny to be that particular man, and it was his destiny to do those specific things. — Chuck Klosterman

The world that our children living in is going to be completely different because of big data. — Rick Smolan

Tis said that persons living on annuities Are longer lived than others. — Lord Byron

Woodrow Wilson, like most other educated Americans of his time, despised mathematics, complaining that "the natural man inevitably rebels against mathematics, a mild form of torture that could only be leaned by painful process of drill. — Sylvia Nasar

It is the deep, salty stickiness of food that intrigues me more than any other quality. — Nigel Slater

All the role models are being exposed and this is good because role models are shit. The quicker we exposed them the better. The whole concept of role models is frightful! You gotta make your own role. — William S. Burroughs

Happiness seems to require a modicum of external prosperity. — Aristotle.

Nobody notices it when your zipper is up, but everyone notices when it's down. — Cynthia Lewis

As long as your heart's still beating, you're not done. You still have a purpose. God still has big plans for you. — Anna Schaeffer

Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too — Josh Stern