Matusow Mike Quotes & Sayings

She's not impressed by your fancy car.
She got a body so she's snotty and she don't care who you are.
So don't get mad and dis her reputation
Callin' her a floozy, any conversation.
Mad grammar, backstabber, girls they wanna be her.
But like Stevie Wonder, none of y'all can see her! — Positive K

There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them. — Mike Matusow

From the half-open doors of this chiffonier hung laces, ribands, stockings, ladies' underclothing and an abdominal brace, which gave the impression that the feminine finery had suffered venery. — Djuna Barnes

Selfless giving doesn't mean you let people walk all over you. You get a lot of footprints on your face that way. — Frederick Lenz

To define is to kill. To suggest is to create. — Stephane Mallarme

We must be ready to allow ourselves to be interrupted by God. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

She cannot imagine spending her life more comfortable when so many people are desperate and dying throughout our world. — Francis Chan

You realize how many times lightning has to strike in order for you to be sitting here? — Mike Matusow