Matlab Funny Quotes & Sayings

There is a child in all of us, a person who believes in a glorious future. — Jasmine Guy

He who laughs last didn't get it in the first place. — Rodney Dangerfield

I tried to do the impossible on paper
beat the middleweight champ coming up from 130 pounds. — Oscar De La Hoya

One sign of these conditions is the ease with which people enter into debt and live contentedly with it. People are consciously living beyond their means in order to maintain the appearance of affluence. This is a product of wantonness: willingly falling headlong into debt in order to achieve a certain material standard of living. — Hamza Yusuf

What he'd never understood about men in his position, in all the books he'd read and movies he'd seen about them, was clearer to him now: you couldn't keep expecting wholehearted love without, at some point, requiting it. There was no credit to be earned for simply being good. — Jonathan Franzen

I suppose no one truly admits the existence of another person. — Fernando Pessoa

Change the change when it is malchanged. — Vinita Kinra

I'll sing forever and never hear a word. — Cody McFadyen

The Republican Party seems unwilling and unable to offer solutions to the crises we are facing, other than pitching the same failed ideas that got us into the mess we are in the first place. — Arianna Huffington

The Brain Size of People who see Big Dreams, is same as of Yours. — Vineet Raj Kapoor

Irony is the recourse of the weak-minded wimp, I think. I hate bands that deliver their songs with knowing smiles on their faces, so that if those songs fall flat they can say 'Ah well, we never really meant it anyway.' It's so dishonest. — Robert Smith

I generally prefer to stay quiet before a performance. I don't like television cameras, but an interview is OK. — Ben Heppner

Few things tend more to alienate friendship than a want of punctuality in our engagements. I have known the breach of a promise to dine or sup to break up more than one intimacy. — William Hazlitt