Maths Related Funny Quotes & Sayings

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

Life runs on with bag pack of problems tackle them swiftly. — Kishore Bansal

I am a Magyr. I could crush your skull with my hands and drink this rat town under the table afterwards. And if I wanted to kill myself a passel of sailors, I'd bloody well do it with cannon, saber, and a fist in the teeth, not by batting my damn eyelashes. You'd be wise to remember it, Maggie, my love, and if we see a mermaid on our jaunt across the high seas, the best thing for all of us would be to let Sheapshank here put an arrow through her giggling head. — Catherynne M Valente

You don't need a title to be a leader, and having a title doesn't make you one. — Anthony T. Eaton

These of us who have risen highest merely have a deeper awareness of how uncertain and empty everything is. — Pessoa, Fernando

Twenty or twenty-five years ago, contraception and enlightenment were held to be almost synonymous. — George Orwell

There are some things that do not fare well in high definition. — Margaret Atwood

Don't let anyone tell your story. Pick up a pen and write your own. — Majid Kazmi

No matter what, I always want to remember his face. — Jenny Han

There is not a subject in which I take a deeper interest than I do in the development of Alaska, and I propose, if Congress will follow by recommendations, to do something in that territory that will make it move on. — William Howard Taft

GOOD GERMANS

You took me to your family
You warned me well before
That your father is a fascist
And your mother is a whore

I was kind of disappointed
I was bored to elll the truth:
Your folks they're just Good Germans
but you, you're Hitler Youth

So I'm going to live in China
Where you get a better deal
Where your killer is a poet
And your comrade is a girl

-1973 — Leonard Cohen

I'm very obsessed with 'The Real Housewives' franchise. It's a bad obsession. — Vanessa Marano

You at -all things considered- what you are. Put on your head perukes with myriad curls, stalk about on foot-high stilts, still what you are, you must always remain. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Looking back, none of this would have happened if I'd brought lip gloss the night of the Homecoming Dance. — Rachel Hawkins

I started a recording studio. I started producing people and doing remixes. — James Iha