Mat Pat Quotes & Sayings

I don't think it's "true" to sit and play old school heavy metal just so that you can send it to Fenriz or get a pat on the back from the guys you admire and hang out with. — Mat McNerney

You can't just run out and start the car until some cat invents a car. — Lenny Bruce

Cushions had been sliced apart and were bleeding stuffing onto the floor. — Kimberly Derting

I write - though perhaps it sounds pretentious to say so - to make a clearing in the wilderness, to find out what I care about and what exactly to make of it. — Pico Iyer

Emily woke to shadows and their voices. They looked different today, because the entire world hurt. The numbness had worn off sometime between sleep and awake, and she was seeing red. The shadows on the walls were not shadows at all, but red blobs consisting of teeth and claws. Her house reeked of pain.
The whole world was fucking bleeding. — Allie Burke

The Fourth Amendment is quite clear on the notion that search and seizure must not be unreasonable. It is difficult to think of something more unreasonable than searching the private phone records and digital information of citizens who are suspected of nothing. — Ben Shapiro

It's gonna be a slobberknocker! — Jim Ross