Mastroberardino Lacryma Quotes & Sayings

Yeah, I'm bringing back the word "slattern." Deal — L. H. Cosway

Success is an accident. Showing up, even if it's just for 5 minutes, makes us accident-prone. — Paul Budnitz

Just be glad you're not getting all the government you're paying for — Will Rogers

Fit for the mountains and the barbarous caves, where manners ne'er were preached. — William Shakespeare

Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. — Maria Bamford

I remembered his older brother, who had died in Sicily, in battle for the free world- he had barely had time to see Sicily before he died and had assuredly never seen the free world. — James Baldwin