Master Splinter Quotes & Sayings

When we escape from this earth, do we suppose we are going to heaven? Do you suppose you are going to the earth that Adam came from? that Eloheim came from? where Jehovah the Lord came from? No. When you have learned to become obedient to the Father that dwells upon this earth, to the Father and God of this earth, and obedient to the messengers He sends-when you have done all that, remember you are not going to leave this earth. You will never leave it until you become qualified, and capable, and capacitated to become a father of an earth yourselves. — Heber C. Kimball

I'd let the dummy comment slide, partly because I felt like a dummy and partly because I couldn't think of an eloquent way to say asshole. — Michael Stark

I don't speak, I operate a machine called language. It creaks and groans, but is mine own. — Frank Herbert

[Roger] Vadim became famous worldwide as a director, and I as an actress, but the other side of the coin was terrible. My life was totally turned upside down. I was followed, spied upon, adored, insulted. My private life became public. — Brigitte Bardot

I think I'd be more relaxed as an older mum, although fundamentally life with a baby is pretty much the same whatever age you are. It's nappies, crying, feeding. — Rachel Hunter

Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. — Clement Mok

I could no more define poetry than a terrier can define a rat. — Alfred Edward Housman

She stared at the stars like they were pillow for her mind and in their light she could rest her heavy head. — Christopher Poindexter

Invest in a couple of really good things - a great, classic coat; a good pair of shoes; and a timeless bag - then fill in the gaps with lower-priced pieces. — Nina Garcia

If someone had problem with me, they had to find what it is, similarly if I had any problem with someone, I need to find out myself then only problem solves. Otherwise the problem will become the cause of break up in any relationship. — Nutan Bajracharya

Love is messy. It's not something that's real clean. — Matt Dillon

After-sales service is more important than assistance before sales. It is through such service that one gets permanent customers. — Konosuke Matsushita

I want to test my maximum and see how much I can do. And I want to change the world of swimming. — Michael Phelps

Most of us liberals are so worried that we might secretly be racists that we're convinced this means we cannot really be racists.) — Tim Kreider

(The processes are) doubly ruinous: they impoverish the earth by hastily removing, for the benefit of a few generations, the common resources which, once expended and dissipated, can never be restored; and second, in its technique, its habits, its processes, the paleotechnic period is equally inimical to the earth considered as a human habitat, by its destruction of the beauty of the landscape, its ruining of streams, its pollution of drinking water, its filling the air with a finely divided carboniferous deposit, which chokes both life and vegetation. — Lewis Mumford