Master Grill Quotes & Sayings

What Strauss is going through drives you nuts. If you care about your batting - which I'm sure he does - he will feel like jumping off a bridge and committing suicide — Bill Vaughan

It's the hope for all the hopeless in the worst of trying times. — Nick Jonas

The asteroid was longer on the inside than it was on the outside. The seventh chamber went on forever. — Greg Bear

Do unto others as they wish, but with imagination. — Marcel Duchamp

[H]as it really been so long since religions persecuted people, burning them as heretics, drowning them as witches, that you can't recognize religious persecution when you see it?
[1,000 Days 'Trapped Inside a Metaphor' (Columbia University / The New York Times, December 12, 1991)] — Salman Rushdie

A default on our debts as a result of not meeting our obligations would be a disaster for the stock market, and Americans would see their retirement funds shrivel up. — Charles B. Rangel

Buffy caught an unexpected movement from the corner of her eye. She turned to see Xander/Sarah holding an object while he/she rushed toward the Master with murderous intentions. "No!" Buffy exclaimed. "Use a stake! Not a steak!"
Sarah stopped in fron of the grill and struck the Master several times on the chest and shoulders with the piece of meat. — Arthur Byron Cover

Nothing that you have not given away will ever be really yours. — C.S. Lewis

My wife's so dumb, she got a nail in the spare!! — Rodney Dangerfield

The business that people do in LA on the social level is amazing. You go to a restaurant, bump into this guy or that guy. The next day you get a call, and they want you in their movie. — Kevin Bacon

Paris is a heaven for all woman's obssesions: hot men, great chocolates, scrumptuous pastries, sexy lingerie, cool clothes but, as any shoe-o-phile knows, this city is a hotbed of fabulous shoes. — Kirsten Lobe

You've got the Democratic Party that now depends on more government spending and actual building the dependence on government in order to increase their political party. — Jim DeMint

Every success and failure of any relationship is two-sided. No matter how thin, the pancake always has two sides. Yes, I blew my marriages. And so did they. — Dan Pearce