Massingham Butcher Quotes & Sayings

Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. — Rowan Atkinson

I labored for eight years thinking I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book. — Jeff Kinney

Advertisements ordinarily work their wonders, to the extent that they work at all, on an inattentive public. — Michael Schudson

Leonard Bernstein was probably the most significant formative influence on me - he was such an encompassing musician. I spent my teenage years absorbing him, and my other interests stemmed off of that. Bernstein led me to Sondheim and to Gershwin, and Sondheim led me to listening to Joni Mitchell. — Jason Robert Brown

Can the fish love the fisherman?
[Lat., Piscatorem piscis amare potest?] — Martial

Learning is one letter short of maturity. — Eddie Mhone

May we see the sun rise together, shade of my heart. — Robert Jordan

If you read angry political blogs, substitute Obama with my daddy and you'll usually learn a lot about the author. — Dana Gould

I don't know why, but women in a hair salon share their deepest secrets. — Penelope Cruz

To have a child is to be impaled daily on the spike of responsibility. — Steve Toltz