Massengill Wipes Quotes & Sayings

Well may I get aboard. [He sees a bear.] This is the chase:
I am gone for ever! [Exist pursued by a bear.] — William Shakespeare

I cannot stress this enough: do not take powerful hallucinogens before going to a Holocaust memorial. — Nathan Rabin

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business. — Steven Wright

A man can never have too much Time to himself, nor too little to do. Had I a little son, I would christen him Nothing-To-Do; he should do nothing. Man, I verily believe, is out of his element as long as he is operative. I am altogether for the life contemplative. — Charles Lamb

Loose and jocular, Stanley proved to be a master at relating to nightclub audiences — Joel Selvin

...luck, aesthetic luck included, is just the ability to exploit accidents. — Sally Mann

The distribution of patronage of the Government is by far the most disagreeable duty of the President. — James Buchanan

The public schools are supported entirely, in most communities, by public funds-funds exacted not only from parents, nor alone from those who hold particular religious views, nor indeed from those who subscribe to any creed at all. — William J. Brennan

Challenge the church to do better, be more of who Christ wants us to be ... — Justin Lee

In the hands of an able cook, fish can become an inexhaustible source of perpetual delight. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin