Mash Hawkeye Quotes & Sayings

The world would be a far better place if more people listened to the wisdom of Hawkeye Pierce. — Michel Templet

Operation undergone voluntarily for the good of Society, not to mention the fact that it carries a bonus amounting to six months' salary; — Aldous Huxley

As has often been said, if you want to understand what anthropology is, look at what anthropologists do. Above all else, what anthropologists do is ethnography. — John Monaghan

I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun! — Alan Alda

I just like when a guy dresses for comfort, to be honest. If he takes longer to get ready than I do, that's a deal breaker. — Ronda Rousey

Like I said, the world isn't always fair, and sometimes we have to help it along. — Amy Zhang

Even in the realm of pure mathematics, the mathematician may use any set of symbols he desires within any given region of space-time; he may even go so far as to maintain that any one set of symbols fits the scheme as well as any other, but to erect this method into a philosophy and confuse independence of any one special meaning with independence of all meaning is unjustified and unwarranted. — Fulton J. Sheen

A good motto is: use friendliness but do not use your friends. — Frank Crane

There is nothing that a military machine can do to work a miracle. — Marianne Williamson