Mases Quotes & Sayings

Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it. — Melissa McCarthy

Look, nothing personal, guys, but you look like the top half of an S and M wedding cake. Cops don't like people who look sort of . . ." I wasn't sure how to say it without being insulting. Cops were meat-and-potatoes people. They weren't impressed by the exotic. They'd seen it all and cleaned up the mess. Most of the exotic that they saw were bad guys. After a while, policemen seem to think anything exotic is a bad guy; just saves time. If I walked into the police station with Tweedle-punk and Tweedle-slut, it was going to raise the cop's antennae. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Being big and famous doesn't get you more freedom, it gets you less. — Robert Wyatt

The idea for Twilight came to me in a dream. — Stephenie Meyer

I love September, especially when we're in it. — Willie Stargell

Egyptians believed that the Pharaoh would be resurrected, but they did not accept the resurrection of the mases — Reza Aslan

By the tie I arrived at the clinic I was typically so demoralized I could barely stand. I was twenty-three years old and I looked like Nixon resigning the presidency. — Daniel Smith