Mary Karen Read Quotes & Sayings

With God, there is no such thing as a lost cause. — Jessica Landmon

Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which they then use to inseminate one another using turkey basters in order to create a legion of demon babies. Well, that's only part of it. We are also active in community outreach programs. — Amy Sedaris

Pipelines are by far the safest way to transport petroleum. They are safer than tankers, safer than trucks, safer than rail. — John Hoeven

Some jobs are just too hideous to contemplate, — Mike Rowe

I'm an unambitious politician. — Jyotiraditya Madhavrao Scindia

Pink is supposed to weaken your enemies, make them go soft on you, which must be why it's used for baby girls. It's a wonder the military hasn't got on to this. — Margaret Atwood

People recognize me. Most people are really nice. Sometimes people say, 'Hi, Chelsea.' — Chelsea Clinton

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. — Krista Allen

Dating meant nightclubs, heels, and black. It meant, "No, thank you. Really, I'm full." It meant matching bras and underwear. Clothes with the word MICRO used to describe them. — Stephanie Klein