Marvin The Paranoid Android Quotes & Sayings

Without the heart it's not worship, it's a stage play. — Stephen Charnock

Marvin the Paranoid Android sat slumped, ignoring all and ignored by all, in a private and rather unpleasant world of his own. — Douglas Adams

I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn't entirely clear to me. — Jarod Kintz

When I read the 'Dick and Jane' stories, I thought they were afraid they might forget each other's names because they always said each other's names - a lot. So if Jane didn't see the dog, Dick would say, 'Look Jane, look. There is the dog next to Sally, Jane. The dog is also next to mother, Jane. The dog is next to father, Jane.' — Jon Scieszka

Marvin the Paranoid Android — Douglas Adams

Since weight training involves repetitions, a great deal of energy must be exerted. Therefore, weight training should be practiced only every other day. — Bruce Lee

Sadistic is the word for it. God in the Old Testament wasn't anyone's pal. — Tiffany Reisz

Imagination is my trazodone. — J.D. Tew

...my insides were ulcerous from coffee and terror. — Donald Antrim

Spiritual enlightenment is the ultimate goal for all of humanity, not just a chosen few. Be helpful, not hurtful — L.J. Vanier

The truth is that this was something over which I had no control and the question is not why but what. What am I going to do with this? What am I going to make of it? — Vicki Forman