Marlowes Avalon Quotes & Sayings

There is only one things in this world shittier than biting it from cancer when you're sixteen, and that's having a kid who bites it from cancer. — John Green

Longing, the hope for fulfillment, is the one unwavering passion of the world's commerce. — E.L. Doctorow

Where I told you to run, so we'd both be free. — Suzanne Collins

The people must remain ever vigilant against tyrants masquerading as public servants. — George Washington

For instance, I have seen many cry out against sin in the pulpit who yet abide it well enough in their own heart, home, and manner of life.
Potiphar's — John Bunyan

We must do what we can to reduce, not increase, tensions. We must do what we can to present only the facts as we know them, not as we imagine them to be. We must learn to live with crisis in an age which calls for cool heads and accurate appraisals. — Percy Spender

One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird sigh when you sat down on it. I'm not a germaphobe or anything like that, but it is weird to think about all the ass time this seat had seen before we moved in. This is a horrible invention. What's the plan? You want to create a toilet seat so comfortable that you can fall asleep while you're taking a shit? You're going to show up late for work or end up like Elvis. — Adam Carolla

My father could out-weather anybody. Like people anywhere, there were times when it was the only topic where people here felt comfortably expressive, and my father could go on earnestly, seemingly forever. When the current weather was exhausted, there was all the weather that had occurred in recorded history, weather lived through or witnessed by a relative, or even heard about on the news. Catastrophic weather of all types. And when that was done, there was all the weather that might possibly occur in the future. I'd even heard him speculate about weather in the afterlife. — Louise Erdrich

On your journey, you will find a wondrous station called life; relax and enjoy the hospitality and beauty. — Debasish Mridha