Markwardt Obituaries Quotes & Sayings

Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it. — Jerry Seinfeld

At that point in my life, I was not looking for a career. I viewed my first decade after college as a time to explore. I didn't want anchors to hold me down. If something caught my attention, I would try it. If not, I would move on. — George W. Bush

And in an instant I was pinned beneath him, which was not an entirely unpleasant experience once I realized it was Ranger. We were groin to groin, chest to chest, with his hands locked around my wrists. A moment passed while we did nothing but breathe. — Janet Evanovich

I'm not moving in with anyone until I marry them," he said.
I hadn't heard anyone say this since I was fifteen and my parents forced me to go to Bible camp. "Swell," I said. "And I'm not sleeping with anyone until I marry them."
Caleb turned his best 'I can have you whenever I want you' look on me, and I got so flustered I didn't know whether to kiss him or blush. — Tarryn Fisher

I wonder if childhood is ever really happy. Just as well, perhaps. To be blissfully happy so young would leave one always seeking to recapture the unobtainable. Like those people who were always happiest at school or university. Always going back. No reunion ever missed. It always seemed to me rather pathetic. — P.D. James

There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference. — Conan O'Brien

One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's. — Kahlil Gibran

Thou shalt not steal unless thou hast a majority vote in Congress ... I'm healthy; subsidized prescription drugs won't do me much good. I'd be willing to forego my prescription drugs if Congress would force some young American to mow my lawn. — Walter E. Williams

We can learn something new anytime we believe we can. — Virginia Satir

It is always our treasure that the lightning strikes. — Harriet Beecher Stowe

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not. — Jenny Mollen