Markie More Quotes & Sayings

Remember when friends was friends, and LL had a Benz?
And cell phones and beepers was the new trends?
When Koch was the Mayor and Reagan was the Pres? — Biz Markie

Don't you like when the winter's gone,
And all of a sudden it starts gettin' warm?
The trees and the grass start lookin' fresh,
And the sun and sky be lookin' their best ... — Biz Markie

We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand. — Biz Markie

I been to many malls from state to state,But I've never been in, say, one this great.I hate to say, about the other shopping centers that's left,But the Albee Square Mall is the doo-doo-def! — Biz Markie

Listen: I like my bikinis very small, and I also like, uh, nude-colored bikinis because people double-take - they think I'm naked on the beach. — Kate Upton

Not really. I'm not a fan of Chinese food — Bobby Simmons

Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop. — Markie Post

Courage is like a muscle. We strengthen it by use. — Ruth Gordon

Age ain't nothing but a number, that's what Chi-Ali said.
OK, then why don't you get that through the judge's head? — Biz Markie

We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him. — Biz Markie

I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food. — Markie Post

They say I look and sound ugly but I don't be carin. — Biz Markie

Clockwork, Nanny thought. Once you know about clockwork, you know about everything. — Terry Pratchett

I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad. — Markie Post

It's your life ... why not fill it with as much joy as possible? — Bonnie St. John

I'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day. — Markie Post

An extraordinary affair. I gave them their orders and they wanted to stay and discuss them. — Duke Of Wellington

I called every day to see how she was doin,
Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin was brewin.
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again,
I said, 'Yo, who was that?'
'Oh, he's just a friend.' — Biz Markie

How do I know?" said Cal. "Am I supposed to look after him? — John Steinbeck

Oh baby you ..got what I need but you say he's just a friend — Biz Markie

The greatest gift that you can give to others is kindness. — M. Howson

What happens in the life of Christ happens always and everywhere. In the Christian archetype all lives of this kind are prefigured. — Carl Jung

Damn it feels good to see people up on it. — Biz Markie

I'm a product of my surroundings. I grew up on Hank Williams Jr., Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, and also Run-D.M.C., the Beastie Boys, the Fat Boys, and Biz Markie. — Big Smo

I look at what we call faith, and all I see is superstition and subjugation. All religions [ ... ] They create false divisions, and enslave us to fantasies, when we need to focus on the here and now. — Helene Wecker

The conversion of a savage to Christianity is the conversion of Christianity to savagery. — George Bernard Shaw