Markie Quotes & Sayings

Remember when friends was friends, and LL had a Benz?
And cell phones and beepers was the new trends?
When Koch was the Mayor and Reagan was the Pres? — Biz Markie

Don't you like when the winter's gone,
And all of a sudden it starts gettin' warm?
The trees and the grass start lookin' fresh,
And the sun and sky be lookin' their best ... — Biz Markie

We put boogers on our fingers, then shake your hand. — Biz Markie

I been to many malls from state to state,But I've never been in, say, one this great.I hate to say, about the other shopping centers that's left,But the Albee Square Mall is the doo-doo-def! — Biz Markie

Of course I'd like children. But I have to get over my impression that being pregnant is like popping corn. You expand and expand until you pop. — Markie Post

I can think of nothing worse than a think-tank where everybody agreed. — Geoff Mulgan

I turned down dates because I dreaded sitting in front of a plateful of food. — Markie Post

Age ain't nothing but a number, that's what Chi-Ali said.
OK, then why don't you get that through the judge's head? — Biz Markie

We're out playing ball in the gym, I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him. — Biz Markie

They say I look and sound ugly but I don't be carin. — Biz Markie

Bob loses saving throw vs. shiny with a penalty of -5. Bob takes 2d8 damage to the credit card. — Charles Stross

I couldn't be as charming as my mother or as smart as my father. So I decided to be bad. — Markie Post

I'm no sexual siren. I see prettier girls than me in the grocery store every day. — Markie Post

15 minutes a day! Give me just this and I'll prove I can make you a new man. — Charles Atlas

I called every day to see how she was doin,
Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin was brewin.
I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again,
I said, 'Yo, who was that?'
'Oh, he's just a friend.' — Biz Markie

Some people take a of light with them when they go, yet seem to leave things brighter nonetheless. — Jim Beaver

Oh baby you ..got what I need but you say he's just a friend — Biz Markie

True, the number of functional managers should always be kept at a minimum, and there should be the largest possible number of 'general' managers who manage an integrated business and are directly responsible for its performance and results. Even with the utmost application of this principle the great bulk of managers will remain in functional jobs, however. This is particularly true of the younger people. A — Peter F. Drucker

Damn it feels good to see people up on it. — Biz Markie

Unfortunately he was one of those who always tend to take their own fancies seriously; and in whose otherwise legitimate extravagance there is too little of the juice of the jest. — G.K. Chesterton

I'm a product of my surroundings. I grew up on Hank Williams Jr., Johnny Cash, Jerry Reed, and also Run-D.M.C., the Beastie Boys, the Fat Boys, and Biz Markie. — Big Smo

The key to long-term survival and prosperity has a lot to do with the money management techniques incorporated into the technical system. — Ed Seykota