Markarian Orthodontics Quotes & Sayings

No one creates a double-edged sword without the intent of using both sides. — Priscilla Vogelbacher

Which brings us to a little book that may provide a clue to the cure. My wife got it as a gift from a friend. It is titled Porn for Women. It's a picture book of hunks, photographed in all their chiseled, muscle-bound, testosterone-marinated, PG-rated glory. Lots of naked chests and low-cut jeans, complete with tousled hair and beckoning eyes. And they are ALL doing housework. There's a picture of a well-cut Adonis, and he's loading the washing machine. The caption reads: "As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping. And I'll take the kids with me so you can relax." There's another hunk, the cover guy, vacuuming the floor. A particularly athletic-looking man peers up from the sports section and declares, "Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair". Porn for Women. Available at a marriage near you. — Anonymous

I just am a huge fan of PBS. They've taken great risks from great shows. — Kim Raver

Hey," says Hayden, "I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate."
"Get lost," Roland tells him.
"Already am." And Hayden strolls away. — Neal Shusterman

The choice was whether to be sad and foolish or sad and reasonable. — Vicki Covington

For marriage is like life in this - that it is a field of battle, and not a bed of roses. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Religion is just a long competition to see who can design the silliest hat. — Gregory David Roberts

The victory of Socialism is well worth millions of atomic victims! — Che Guevara

Many days you will want to give up because of rejections and failures. Passion to be an artist will help you prevail where others fail. — Jack White