Mariellen Burns Quotes & Sayings

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time. — Maria Bamford

Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids. — Taylor Kitsch

Here comes goodbye, here comes the last time
Here comes the start of every sleepless night
The first of every tear Im gonna cry
Here comes the pain, Here comes me wishing things had never changed
And she was right here in my arms tonight, but here comes goodbye — Rascal Flatts

We are not at war (except with our own demons). — Jeffrey Sachs

A lot of female comedians will go up there in a sweatshirt and Converses, trying to dress themselves down, because it is sort of a boy's club. I'll go up in my heels. I like that people don't think I'll be funny. I'll take that on. I don't do standup comedy - I do standup and I do comedy, but I don't go up there and do jokes. — Carly Craig

Nature has always been and always will be, as far as my tiny brain can understand, miraculous. Except, nature won't last because the world won't. — Patrick Downes

The problem with being an actor is that you have to be reactive to what other people want. — Marisa Coughlan

An insult angers me. Being ignored crushes me. — Mason Cooley

The computer brings out the worst in some people. — Brian Eno

Never underestimate that a small group of people can hold up a liquor license. Sometimes, it's the only thing that can. — Margaret Mead