Maricom Quotes & Sayings

Here's an exercise for those who typically wake up anxious and paranoid at three in the morning: instead of counting sheep to get back to sleep, count all the things you are grateful for. Even the negative parts of your life. Figure out why you should be grateful for them. Try to get up to one hundred. — James Altucher

Some consider me as a living Buddha. That's nonsense. That's silly. That's wrong. If they consider me a simple Buddhist monk, however, that's probably okay. — Dalai Lama

You can't judge a man by the way he reacts when things go right, but by the way he reacts when things go wrong. — Richie Norton

I would enjoy doing what cats do: singing, sleeping, and licking my nuts. — Jason Mraz

I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us. And a lot of people are starting to realise that now. — R. Kelly

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there. — Jon Stewart