Marcovaldo Supermercato Quotes & Sayings

Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best."
John said, "I can sing."
I said, "No, you can't, John."
"Well, I play the guitar."
"So can I," said Big Jim. "We have two guitars."
I said, "This could not be any stupider."
John said, "Dave, you remember the words to 'Camel Holocaust'?"
"Ah, once again, you prove me wrong, John. — David Wong

We like to think we're in charge of our own lives, but we ain't. — Moira Young

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! — Various

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!' — Stone Cold Steve Austin

Nothing guarantees more the erosion of character than getting something for nothing — Dennis Prager

Prayer is not a painful effort to gain from God help in the varying needs of life. Prayer is the desire to possess God Himself — Sadhu Sundar Singh

To be Christian means to find the decisive revelation of God in Jesus. To be Muslim means to find the decisive revelation of God in the Koran. To be Jewish means to find the decisive revelation of God in the Torah, and so forth. — Marcus Borg

True Faith steps in when understanding takes a hike! Lean not on your own understanding! EL — Evinda Lepins

You can't do everything but you can do something! — Jeff Dixon

Roz to Amelia (the house ghost): How considerate of you, after trying to kill me, to see that I don't catch a cold. — Nora Roberts

When other girls were dreaming about love, she dreamt of love too, but in an entirely different context - the ones they took for granted. — Donna Lynn Hope

To be kind is good. To be kind without expecting anything in return is better. — Tariq Ramadan

Somehow, people act like I have no competition, but the thing is, the competition is so good that it forces me to be better than I even thought was possible. — Ronda Rousey

I lay this down as a fundamental proposition, which I do not think will be denied, that whoever controls the taxation and trade policy of a country controls its destiny and the entire character of its civilization. — George William Russell