Manism Meme Quotes & Sayings

[On men:] I'm torn between wanting to have one and wanting to be one. — Cathy Guisewite

But this murder
was it to dog him all his life? Was he always to be burdened by his past? Was he really — Oscar Wilde

Because right now, leaning against Kenny's counter, he was fully, painfully erect, for maybe the first time in months.

He backed away and tried to think about something else - anything else. Losing his job, his mother's cat, Denise - oh, there you go. Limp as a politician's moral code. — Amy Lane

Jesse Jackson's in trouble. They're going after this tax thing. Jesse said he will amend his taxes to show the money that he paid to his mistress. See, he has just one mistress. Jesse uses the standard mistress deduction. As opposed to Clinton, who had to itemize. — Jay Leno

Later the island was turned into a leper colony, a lunatic asylum, and a naval base. The government had only recently turned the island back into a prison. — Nelson Mandela

The one question you can't ask is, is this feature actually good or not? — Emmett Shear

And he misses her
Like a wind starved sail
He sits knowing what direction to go
But the current keeps pulling him
Down river. — Rumi