Manguin Tux Quotes & Sayings

Toilet paper is a right, not a privilege, — John Ringo

Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy's teaching is somehow annoying me.
Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off channel. — Toba Beta

away from the ocean, heading toward the — Gail Carriger

Government is the agent of those who are too refined to do their own mugging. — Joseph Sobran

I have received the greatest honor in my life - and the greatest surprise. Never did I dream that the Nobel Prize could be awarded for the reciprocal relations. — Lars Onsager

It would've been amazing [to work as programmer]. You're good at numbers, you're good with people, you like to wear shorts in the summertime. — Jimmy Fallon

Come, let us weave a plan! — Elizabeth Wayland Barber

I wanted to explain so much to him at that moment, but you can't give a six-year-old the perspective of a 40-year-old, not really, so I gave him the short course. — David Skinner

Giving is a quality of God Himself — Sunday Adelaja

You cannot run faster than a bullet — Idi Amin

None of us knows how long he shall live or when his time will come. But soon, all that will be left of our brief lives is the pride our children feel when they speak our names. — Hiroyuki Sanada