Mangler Remnant Quotes & Sayings

It's not that hard to climb a pole. All you need are powerful thighs and an empty soul. — Daniel Tosh

Well, stop it or ... Crap, is that Drunk Santa currently mooning passing traffic?"
"Wow, that's some ugly ass he's got there. It is Drunk Santa. Oh, please, do we have to stop? Think of the smell. Fear it."
"We can't leave that ugly ass hanging out on Ninth Avenue." Resigned, Eve started to pull over, then spotted two hustling beat cops. Pitying them, she kept going.
"It's a Christmas miracle," Peabody said, reverently. — J.D. Robb

Heaven is not located on high, but where the good of love is, and this resides within a person, wherever he or she might be. — Emanuel Swedenborg

It's so heartbreaking, violence, when it's in a house-like seeing the clothes in a tree after an explosion. You may be prepared to see death but not the clothes in the tree. — Philip Roth

Everyone needs help from everyone else. — Ivan Turgenev

All forms of contact are good: letters, parcels, e-mails - I've been trying to get a Webcam for my computer, but I'm such a Luddite. — Rose Byrne

Study not man in his animal nature - man following the laws of the jungle - but study man in all his glory. — Mahatma Gandhi

Some art are meant to cut short
stretching them unnecessary makes it dull. — Yarro Rai

Behind every one of Michael Jordan's heart stopping buzzer beating spine scintillating game winning shots, lie the corpses of a thousand missed childhood driveway shots. — Khang Kijarro Nguyen

People used to say poems were different to songs but I don't think they are. — Tinie Tempah

I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs. — Jeff Daniels