Mangler Laundry Quotes & Sayings

If I had found out anything, it was that they could print it faster than I could study it. — Robert A. Heinlein

My idea of serenity - that wonderful word that everybody's trying to get into their life - is call-waiting. — Elaine Stritch

I am accountable.
I am correctable.
I am transformable.
Presenting myself a living sacrifice to God.
By the love of God.
By the word of God.
Completely supplied in Christ Jesus.
Unto all good works. — Carlton T. Brown

There is a story in the book Night Shift, called 'The Mangler,' about a laundry machine that takes on a sort of malignant life. I worked in a laundry for about a year and a half after I got out of college. It was the only job I could find to support my wife and our first child. There was a fellow there that had no hands or forearms. He simply had hooks. This is one of the things that they don't tell you about when you become management. You have to wear a tie. It was this fellow's tie that did him in. — Stephen King

You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting. — Steve Jobs

You cannot make a revolution in white gloves. — Vladimir Lenin