Mangled Foot Quotes & Sayings

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table. — David Sedaris

I waste a lot of my time documenting my "search for great esoterica" online. It gets so complicated trying to identify or give credit to all of one's influences. — Michael Dumontier

The sun was deaf'nin' so high up, yay, it roared an' time streamed from it. — David Mitchell

Kleiber was the perfect dancer - so perfect that you could see the process. After all, dance is a process; it's a series of snapshots. Kleiber knew how to connect people to the flow, so he could stop managing people. — Itay Talgam

I had phenomenal parents. They kept me very grounded, and I lived a normal life. — Zachery Ty Bryan

The competition to hire the best will increase in the years ahead. Companies that give extra flexibility to their employees will have the edge in this area. — Bill Gates

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. — Evan Esar

I'm aware that dialogue isn't my strength. I use it as a device. I don't particularly like dialogue which is part of the problem. — George Lucas

There are a set of malicious, prating, prudent gossips, both male and female, who murder characters to kill time; and will rob a young fellow of his good name before he has years to know the value of it. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan