Manchester Derby Funny Quotes & Sayings

I have to save the world tomorrow, and I don't even know what I'm going to wear yet.
Rachel Morgan — Kim Harrison

I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor. — Jesse Metcalfe

Why do you say vague things if you don't want to be asked about them? — Veronica Roth

All the information you need can be given in dialogue. — Elmore Leonard

Custom doth make dotards of us all. — Thomas Carlyle

Learn to love yourself. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The universe has become not only conscious and aware of itself but capable in some respects of choosing its path into the future
though all three, the consciousness, the knowledge, and the choice, are dispersed over a vast crowd of beings, acting both individually and collectively. — Thomas Nagel

In the NBA, there is a guy guarding you, and you really have to try shooting over him. — Amar'e Stoudemire

War will make corpses of us all. — Faramir