Mamito Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Every present state of a simple substance is the natural consequence of its preceding state, in such a way that its present is big with its future. — Gottfried Leibniz

My God, give me neither poverty nor riches; but whatsoever it may be Thy will to give, give me with it a heart which knows humbly to acquiesce in what is Thy will. — Christian Scriver

rapes your wife but perfectly legal to kill a total stranger — Clara Salaman

It is good to dream! After I dream, I envision, and after I envision, I create! — Laurel Burch

Don't wish,"said Rain, "don't start. Wishing only... — Gregory Maguire

Good. Coffee is good for you. It's the caffeine in it. Caffeine, we are here. Caffeine puts a man on her horse and a woman in his grave. — Ernest Hemingway,

Don't wait for the miracle; be the miracle. — Debasish Mridha

You'll learn wisdom for yourself, if you have become sedentary. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

Porn is disgusting! — Deyth Banger

If you have people do some magic, impossible thing by stroking a talisman or praying to a tree, it's fantasy; if they do the same thing by pressing a button or climbing inside a machine, it's science fiction. — Orson Scott Card

I wouldn't mind leaving myself behind if I could, but I don't know the way out. — Gregory Maguire

Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true? — Steve Guttenberg

Socrates put it perfectly in financial matters at least: "The majority is always wrong. — Peter B. Lockhart