Mamalicious Maternity Quotes & Sayings

You really wanna take care of North Korea? I'll tell you what to do: grab a couple of devout Christians and dress em' up as Kim Jong-un and drop their asses into North Korea armed with Bibles and methamphetamines. They'll either convert everybody or call em' sinners and murder every last one of them. Problem solved. — Aaron B. Powell

The eyes of critics, whether in commending or carping, are both on one side, like a turbot's. — Walter Savage Landor

Doubt and mistrust are the mere panic of timid imagination, which the steadfast heart will conquer, and the large mind transcend. — Helen Keller

Two half truths do not make a truth. — Arthur Koestler

Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away. — Tara Gilesbie