Mama Papa Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

That's it, said Cavuto. You're too much of a nerd to be gay. I'm contacting the committee. They'll revoke your rainbow flag and you will not be permitted anywhere near the parade. — Christopher Moore

They ought to put a statement on the Bible just like they put on cigarettes - like, the contents of this book may freeze-dry your brains. — Katherine V. Forrest

She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Freedom of thought is the only good that is perhaps more precious than peace, for the simple reason that, without it, peace would merely be another name of servitude. — Andre Comte-Sponville

Put a small child in a playpen with an apple and a bunny. If s/he eats the apple and plays with the bunny, s/he's normal;but if s/he eats the bunny and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. Somewhere along the line we must have been TAUGHT to do the wrong thing. — Maynard James Keenan

Picture yourself crushin' Xzibit with your tough talk?
That's like Christopher Reeve doing the crip walk. — Xzibit

Leaves turned to soil beneath my feet. Thus it is, trees eat themselves. — David Mitchell

Do not suppose you are hurt, and your complaint ceases; cease your complaint, and you are not hurt (iv. 7), — Marcus Aurelius

Ay, I know she's asked for credit at several places, saying her husband laid hands on every farthing he could get for drink. But th' undertakers urge her on, you see, and tell her this thing's usual, and that thing's only a common mark of respect, and that everybody has t'other thing, till the poor woman has no will o' her own. I dare say, too, her heart strikes her (it always does when a person's gone) for many a word and many a slighting deed to him who's stiff and cold; and she thinks to make up matters, as it were, by a grand funeral, though she and all her children, too, may have to pinch many a year to pay the expenses, if ever they pay them at all. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Which of us?is to do the hard and dirty work for the restand for what pay? Who is to do the pleasant and clean work, and for what pay? — John Ruskin

Now there's a sight you don't see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing a Christmas party for sick children. (Doctor) — Sherrilyn Kenyon