Malyssa Peterson Quotes & Sayings

Global warming my gluteus maximus — Sammy Wilson

I think we've got to understand the complexity of the world that we are facing and no place is more so than in the Middle East. — Hillary Clinton

With Me, I want the Bank of America to know that I'm fucking alive. — Jason Myers

I come from extremely liberal people, one of only 20 in Texas where I grew up. — Sandy Duncan

All of us are prone to excuse our own mediocre performance. We blame our misfortunes, our disfigurements, our so-called handicaps. Victims of our own rationalization, we say silently to ourselves, 'I'm just too weak,' or 'I'm not cut out for better things.' Others soar beyond our meager accomplishments. Envy and discouragement take their toll. — Thomas S. Monson

Today's stories are tomorrow's legends. — Gaddy Bergmann

I love sushi, but I'm not going to write a column about it. — Joel Stein

Once you've actually died on stage ... I mean, how do you top that? — Stiv Bators

Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
Bernard, The Waves — Virginia Woolf

What we need is a new consciousness concerning the idea of human liberty. — Llewellyn Rockwell

The yawn of the void. A siren call for the unimaginative — Dean Cavanagh

Even before 2007, this half of a small island was the richest football country on earth. In 2005-2006 the Premiership's total revenue was about £1.4bn, 40 per cent more than its nearest rival, Italy's Serie A. That was before take-off. Now foreign television channels are sending so much cash that the Premiership is expected to take in nearly £1.8bn this season. Even the team that finishes bottom of the table (Wigan might be a good bet) will get £26.8m from TV. That's more than all of Argentine or Belgian football put together. — Simon Kuper

It's hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Over two days, the remaining superheroic population of the Earth had heeded the call--by ship, teleport, magical portal, elemental transduction...the H-Man, Pangolin the Protector, Glass Tambourine, Omega-Mur, Hammer and Sickle, Jackdaw, the Infinite Wisdom, Doctor Mandragora, Czar and Tzar and Star, Kalamari Karl, Lightening Dancer, Doctor Chlorophyll, Jack Viking, Monomaniac, the Gin Fairy, the Holy Ghanta, the Bandolier, the Nuclear Atom, the Mysterious Flame, Moonstalker, Cataclysm and Inferno, the Skyguard II, Your Imaginary Pal, Dark Storm, the Hate Witch, Psychofire, Rabid, Riot, Fox and Hound, Hydrolad, Captain Fuji, Captain Cape Town, Captain Australia, Captain...Jeannie lost count, one uniform and one costume blurring into another. — Adam Christopher