Malingering Funny Quotes & Sayings

Notwithstanding all the care and anxiety of the persons who frame Acts of Parliament to guard against every event, it frequently turns out that certain cases were not foreseen. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'd rather be called a N*gger than a Slave. — Roger Ebert

That some have never dreamed is as improbable as that some have never laughed. — Thomas Browne

Completely alone, no note, no anything. Hours pass by. Day turns to night. And then, finally, you show up - with blood all over you?"Anastazia — Claire Legrand

Capitalism and the thirst for profit without limits of the capitalist system are destroying the planet ... Climate change has placed all humankind before a great choice: to continue in the ways of capitalism and death, or to start down the path of harmony with nature and respect for life. — Evo Morales

I was looking at people like Jim Morrison and David Bowie and Mick Jagger and I thought, Ah! I want to look like them. — Tommy Hilfiger

I'm constantly being visually stimulated. — Brett Ratner

Lust, Greed, Anger, Attachment - These are all paths to hell. — Neem Karoli Baba

Company culture is the backbone of any successful organization. — Gary Vaynerchuk

Shunning all offers of help, all offers of the more practical ... This was his task, he said, and it would be carried out alone. Penance, my brother reminded me, was a lonely place to be. — Sarah Winman

The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives. — Albert Einstein

Human beings can build airplanes, but they can't build a human being like you. — Lee Strobel

I've found music over the course of my life is slightly more astoundingly inspiring than great cinema — Mark Romanek

My dad has been a big influence on me, because he's always had his own business. He really taught me business sense and how to be a focused individual, but also how to have fun and make everyone around you have fun. — Wiz Khalifa