Maliciously Turns Quotes & Sayings

I love my black hair, but some imes I'd like to be blond, but I don't think it suits Asian girl ... What a pity! — Ming Xi

And still the Weaver plies his loom,
whose warp and woof is wretched Man
Weaving th' unpattern'd dark design,
so dark we doubt it owns a plan — Richard Francis Burton

Italian cameramen grow up immersed in an awareness of light. It is part of their mythology. — Barbara Steele

When I carve out time to game, it's because I rationalize that I 'deserve it,' so I relish every minute of that 2-3 hour session. — Felicia Day

A person with autism lives in his own world, while a person with Asperger's lives in our world, in a way of his own choosing — Nicholas Sparks

To do nothing would be to die one day at a time. — Corban Addison

Everyone is always doing as well as they can within their personal limitations, their personal history, what they know and don't know and what they're feeling in that moment. If they could make a healthier decision, they would. This includes you. — Carl Alasko

She was the breeze on a summer's day, the first drops of rain when the earth was parched, light from the evening star. — Kate Morton

My scalp tingled like Christmas candy on a cold tongue. — Amber Dermont

The stock market cares about only one thing above all else: anticipated earnings. If companies make more money, their share prices eventually rise. The stock price is simply a reflection of a company's earning power. Everything else is noise. — Peter Mallouk

Dry happiness is like dry bread. We eat, but we do not dine. I wish for the superfluous, for the useless, for the extravagant, for the too much, for that which is not good for anything. — Victor Hugo

Even when I was a kid, I had this insane head of flaming hair. It looked like a wig. — Kate Mara