Malfunctioned Means Quotes & Sayings

I consider myself a D.I.Y. home improvement guy. In a prior life, I completely gutted a house - redid the plumbing, wiring, moved sewage pipes, knocked down walls, everything. — Gary Locke

The God of love my shepherd is, And he that doth me feed: While he is mine, and I am his, What can I want or need? — George Herbert

Do you think you could let someone go if you thought it was best for them? — Ally Condie

stored inside of them, in frigid clouds of nitrogen, are cell lines representing nearly a thousand species. — Elizabeth Kolbert

If a problem can be solved by writing a check, it's not a problem, it's an expense. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

The Saviour who flitted before the patriarchs through the fog of the old dispensation, and who spake in time past to the fathers by the prophets, articulate but unseen, is the same Saviour who, on the open heights of the Gospel, and in the abundant daylight of this New Testament, speaks to us. Still all along it is the same Jesus, and that Bible is from beginning to end all of it, the word of Christ. — John Milton

In 1905, when you went motoring, you took your mechanic. Twenty-five years later, mass production revolutionized the role of the automobile, but buying a Ford wouldn't have made sense if everyone still needed a mechanic on board. In 1955, when you used your computer, you took your programmer. Twenty-five years later, mass production revolutionized the role of the computer, but buying a micro wouldn't have made sense if everyone still needed a programmer. — Gerald Weinberg

Italian football is great but for me, for the style of player I am, I found it too tactical, too slow. — Djibril Cisse

Some of my academic friends think I've fallen from a very special grace. — A. Bartlett Giamatti

Who but the unblemished, pristine archetype of malevolence would shake and shove and rattle the child's crib when all the child wants to do is sleep? — John Zande

The next day we left for Rome. I had decided to make my books last and read only one book a week, but instead I gorged myself on them. — Jo Walton

As a reader, I happen to like turning pages and wanting to know what happens next. — Tracy Chevalier