Maldraxus Quotes & Sayings

I find the female tragedy of insecurity to be hilarious. We get obsessed over issues like the tiny skin tags on our backs or that we're fat. You read one line in a magazine and it sends you into a tailspin. — Lake Bell

About time you grew up and became a vampire like the rest of us. — Claudia Gray

Am I really not worth shaving for? — Meg Cabot

if you are not crazy,
i mean absolutely crazy
about what you love,
then i beg you, either find
a way to be insanely crazy
about it or throw it
away.

you were not born
with half an ass
human therefore you
have no right to
half-ass the intensity
in which you
love. — Christopher Poindexter

The truth is somewhere in the middle of funny and serious. — Steve Coogan

Water!' cried Marie.
'Vinegar!' recommended the bell-boy.
'Eu-de-Cologne!' said Bill.
'Pepper!' said Lord Tidmouth.
Mary had another suggestion.
'Give her air!'
So had the bell-boy.
'Slap her hands!'
Lord Tidmouth went further.
'Sit on her head!' he advised. — P.G. Wodehouse

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. — Spencer W. Kimball

If you could make them feel as you can make me feel, then perhaps they could forgive you. — Orson Scott Card

We've been conditioned to think of work as drudgery, a chore you endure in exchange for a paycheck. And this is a problem. When — Jeff Goins