Maldives Funny Quotes & Sayings

We're playing strip billiards. — Roger Vadim

'Wingnuts' is the first book bearing the imprint of Beast Books. — Tina Brown

Ideally, our muscles should obey our will. Reasonably, our will should not be dominated by the reflex actions of our muscles. — Joseph Pilates

The hard rain nailed the night to the city. — Dean Koontz

While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend. — Jimmy Buffett

Joblessness gives you the resource through which you can create a new you — Sunday Adelaja

The statement "I'll always be your parent" is true in one sense, but not in another. You will always have that heritage, but you won't always have that responsibility. Your goal is a mutual affection between two adults, not a permanent one-up position. — Henry Cloud

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid. — Daniel Tosh

and when you are asked whence you come, you must say, from hell, and when you are asked who you are, you are to say, the devil's sooty brother, and my king as well." The — Jacob Grimm

Selling is never about convincing. It is always about helping. — Mark Cuban

The history of life was not the bumbling progress - the very English, middle-class progress - Victorian thought had wanted it to be, but violent, a thing of dramatic, cumulative transformations: in the old formulation, more revolution than evolution. — Salman Rushdie