Malcolm Festes Quotes & Sayings

There are many hundreds of millions of people who have jobs harder than (mine), and I also remind myself of that every day. No matter how frustrating this can be, I am very lucky that I have been able to cobble together a little life, in which (comedy) is what I do. I am certainly not in danger of getting stuck in a mine anytime soon. — Chris Gethard

One good reason for writing novels based on your life is that you have something to read in old age when you've forgotten what happened. — Nina Bawden

Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions are those of defeat; the redeeming things are not happiness and pleasure but the deeper satisfactions that come out of struggle. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Her childhood had been magical, hours spent in ecstatic loneliness in the apple orchard, dreaming of foreign lands and wild adventures. Everything was new, down to bird song and grass blades. By the time she had reached adulthood, the town around her was like a grandmother who had used up all her stories and now simply rocked on the porch. The same flowers, the same streets, year after year. She longed for someone more exotic. A prince. A pirate. — Kathy Hepinstall

The currency of universal values make brands innately sharable. — Simon Mainwaring

Embrace each other with joyful smiles and sacred kiss. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Things have to be believable, not in a literal, photographic sense, but in an emotional sense - capturing the essence of the situation. — Michael Foreman

Mental illness seems to be a communication problem between interpreters one and two. — Susanna Kaysen

Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head. — Suzanne Wrightt

Sheeana would learn in time that any person who lived through the decision to die evolved a new emotional balance. Fears were transitory. — Frank Herbert

Jesus had not come to condemn the immoral; he had come to rescue them. He had come to gather those who were far off and filthy and wash them clean, to show them mercy and present them to the Father, free from all accusation. PRAYER — Kenneth D. Boa

If you ask me, most people have children just as their own enthusiasm about life begins to wane. — Chuck Palahniuk

Keeeerist! Look at the smile on the poor sumbiche's face. Ain't seen anything like that since the B.J. Killer was alive." - Shark Fin Soup — Fred Barnett

What was not possessed of the 'fat light'--an immanence that shed radiance over the world of gross matter--should be left to the portraitists of sausage-shaped ladies and their rich consorts. — Norman Lock

During sex, it was like he owned her body, her mind. Like they weren't hers anymore. Probably because they never were. — Stylo Fantome