Malchert Quotes & Sayings

Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will probably die old and alone in a beautifully designed apartment with all of Clive's illegitimate children swarming around me ... How do you think I feel? — Alice Clayton

When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. — Ashton Kutcher

Men can dig wells, but they can't create water. — Craig D. Lounsbrough

There is no sense to a sacrifice after you come to feel that it is a sacrifice. — Stefan Zweig

As long as you remain in your private vacuum, you can pretend you are in harmony with the One. But the moment you pick up the clay, electronic or otherwise, you become a demiurge, and he who embarks on the creation of worlds is already tainted with corruption and evil. — Umberto Eco

I'd listen to the radio and look at the
walls and get drunk enough to
almost forget her
but then she would return once
again. — Charles Bukowski

We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it. — Gordon Korman

I am a musician, but I'm another type of musician. — Sun Ra

I came from a state where 35 percent self-identify as Tea Partiers, so I'm a bit distorted perhaps in my appreciation for the larger American population. — Brad Carson

I wait for the morning of my tears. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

We'll I'd like to see the woman that wouldn't defend her kin any way possible, and see what she's made of. Anyone who hasn't got some backbone has no business trying to live in the Territories. — Nancy E. Turner

I'm a Berliner - fast, loud, obnoxious, industrious, brutally open. — Hasso Plattner