Malbert Smith Quotes & Sayings

And there is such a thing as a decathlon high. It's like a rock rolling down hill, picking up momentum. You get better and better. — Dan O'Brien

An old couple came running from a motorhome, scribbling as they ran. Their sign read, Can you check on our cat, Ariel?
No one would answer that, because the cats had all been eaten. — Michael Grant

I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at. — Gary Owens

It is hard to write down a story that has no sequence or sense, let alone make a picture of what my dream showed me. — Robin Hobb

Once sufficient concentration and merging have taken place, the winners hope to be free to establish a more orderly form of competition between themselves, one where they create differential advantages for their stores, so that 'their shoppers' no longer see one store as substitutable for any other. — Greg Thain

Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over. — Bette Davis

If I find cool, open-minded people, want to do unique one-of-a-kind kind of project, I'll do it as long as I can. — Macaulay Culkin

I went through about seven years of trying. And through artificial insemination. And through medication. And all of which was unsuccessful. — Nadya Suleman

Bridget's tight fists began to shake as something from deep inside, born of utter anger and hatred, crept from the depths of her soul. She lunged at him, prepared to pound his handsome face to blood and bone, but the straps prevented her. Instead, she was quickly zapped with a heady pulse of electricity. As she howled in anguish, Doctor Spencer beamed with satanic amusement. — Emmie White

I never felt I would be part of the international scene for 50 caps in my wildest dreams. — Kenny Cunningham

God does not measure the precepts of his law by human strength, but, after ordering what is right, freely bestows on his elect the power of fulfilling it. — John Calvin

I like to aestheticize every possible thing that can be aestheticized. — Grimes

The power of imagination is the center of all attractions. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Stay away from philosophy, kids: it will ruin your mind. — Rex Murphy

Parliament is supposed to be serious. It's not a place for jingoistic cheering. — Jeremy Corbyn