Malapropism Literary Quotes & Sayings

I'm constantly saying to myself, 'I'm lucky I was born in the United States.' — Melinda Gates

I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material. — Joan Rivers

Find people not to envy but to admire. Do not the profitable but the admirable deed. Live by ideals. — Jonathan Sacks

Coincidence is the word we use when we can't see the levers and pulleys. — Emma Bull

Their faces were clay-coloured and featureless, yet not stupid; they might have been shrewd turnips. — Rebecca West

Nature is cold, wet, hard and unforgiving. — David Remnick

You know what 'Dolores' means? It's Latin, means sadness. Our Lady of Sorrow. Why are you so sad? — Wally Lamb