Malade Imaginaire Quotes & Sayings

He had become the writers' equivalent of a goldfish after years of writing 500 word articles and wondered whether mind-expanding drugs would help him hold a full-length plot in his head, because he was having problems with continuity. — Owen Jones

Mr. Bush is flaky, incompetent, and the most dangerous American president in a generation. — Mark Latham

A fist in the face is all you deserve from love you've misplaced. — Rodney Crowell

Now please don't refer to yourself ass some woman I fuck occasionally because, quite frankly, it makes me mad, and you really wouldn't like me when Im angry. — E.L. James

At any given time, there might be someone who's eight years old or 80 years old in the audience. Some nights there are a lot of girls in the audience, some nights not. It's so unpredictable, but I like that. — Patterson Hood

My aim is not to pass laws, but to repeal them. — Barry Goldwater

So, basically, what it all comes down to is that we are made of tears from the disembodied eyeball of a guy who fucks his own shadow and surrounds himself with spit and puke.
I'm gonna go cry now.
I hope it doesn't turn it into babies. — Cory O'Brien