Malachowski Obituary Quotes & Sayings

When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite incapable of weighing ideas, or even of comprehending any save the most elemental - men whose whole thinking is done in terms of emotion, and whose dominant emotion is dread of what they cannot understand. So confronted, the candidate must either bark with the pack or be lost ... All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre ... — H.L. Mencken

You want ass? The cash is first.
You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse. — Roxanne Shante

If the world were good for nothing else, it is a fine subject for speculation. — William Hazlitt

If you do an original film and you want to cut a scene out you do it. But when you do a shot by shot remake you don't have that option and every scene has to work again. — Michael Haneke

Paper reassures me, its touch. It's what you respect. — Hilary Mantel

All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. — Adam Carolla

They can afford to smile because they all have teeth so dazzling if they dropped them in the snow they'd be lost forever. — Frank McCourt